Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

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The problem with cyberpunk is that the better it is, the more like a documentary it becomes.

Some movies get better with time. But this one also gets more problematic.

Dying well is a skill unto itself. Too bad so few have the heart to pursue it.

The problem with asking higher powers for a favor is they might actually hear you.

Climbing the mountain of conflict can be difficult, difficult, lemon difficult.

This movie’ll flip ya. It’ll flip ya for real.

Well, kids, look on the bright side: life only gets easier from here. Probably. Hopefully. Maybe. Good luck.

This is that rare horror movie where the premise is scarier than its execution.

In a world where great spies usually become dead spies, survival is its own form of punishment.

Die. Laughing.

Nobody is immune to war. Except, maybe, the ones who are selling it.

We who are about to die, salute you. Or not.

War has a way of turning the phony tough and the crazy brave into something else: the unafraid.

Does a pile of dead bodies justify a misguided chase after a girl who doesn’t love you? Depends on who you’re asking, partner.

The pen is indeed mightier than the sword…especially if you don’t bother to question what it writes.

Who is John Galt? We are!

Everybody knows it’s better to be a pirate than it is to join the navy.

The world could use a lot more Baymax. Like, a whole lot more.

The only way this modern whodunit could have been improved is if Tim Curry played the butler.