Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

Clerks

I wasn’t even supposed to be here today.

Half you been half-asleep? And have you heard voices? I hear them calling my name.

Go, Speed Racer! Go, Speed Racer! Go, Speed Racer, Gooo!

Ever want to see what a movie looks like with the Caps Lock button on? YOU’RE WELCOME

There are some places where even justice can die from exposure.

Alright, alright, alright.

Some of us need to be rescued. And some of us need to be saved.

When you’re history’s greatest bank robber, it’s not about when you get caught. It’s about why.

We’ve all got secrets we’d kill to keep. And we’ve all seen fire we’d kill for to steal.

Being a cop is the ultimate test of character. And like all tests, not everyone passes.

In our darkest moments, we are all alone with our actions…and their consequences.

Every dark secret we carry is a ghost that haunts our conscience.

Sometimes we lose sight of somebody long before they actually disappear.

Every hunter becomes the hunted. And the hunted never die old.

You’re welcome, Canada.

Some movies don’t star Hugh Jackman. They star guys who staple Hugh Jackman to their face.

We are all each other’s guardian angels. We just need to be reminded of it sometimes.

Halloween scares are just like Christmas presents: better to give than to receive.

Kevin McAllister vs. two of the most indestructible burglars who ever took a paint can to the face. WHO YA GOT