WED 10:39 PM
GO
SEE
DOCTOR
SLERP
SLEEP EVEN
I just saw a reference to it today. new Stephen King movie?
YES
Shining sequel
Whoa! Really?
The Shining needed a sequel?
And probably the most accurate book to film adaption ever
I take it you didn’t read the book
Danny Torrance as a grown up
Nope. I have only read King’s shorter works.
Watch the Kubrick movie again first if it’s been awhile
But absolutely go
Outstanding
Cool! I’ll add it to the list
You’ll never guess what movie I’m watching right now
For the first time ever
Umm… Mean Girls
It’s a classic horror flick. Somehow I just never saw it.
Friday the 13th
Can’t possibly be Halloween
I saw Friday the 13th at your place
But you’re right on the second guess
Halloween
Dude
John Carpenter is a damn genius
Crazy, right?
Just one of those movies I never saw back in the day
I realized I should just watch it
I love how Michael is stalking Laurie IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAYTIME
Station wagon of dooooom
It’s great.
When he stabs the guy into the wall and admires his work
Goddamn genius
No spoilers. I’m only like 35 min in
Oh crap
Sorry
Sorry
You’ll spot it now that I said it tho
Yup. Michael Myers is by far the best slasher killer
I’ll let you go to concentrate
I’ll drop you a line after to let you know what I thought
Yessir
(a few minutes later)
HOLY BALLS I CANNOT TAKE THIS
It really is a masterpiece
You can totally see how it launched an entire genre that never matched the original. There are scenes that are unbelievably tense and should not be
It’s all Carpenter
This is a master class in tension
It’s like every five minutes there is Myers in the goddamned background
Yeah man
By a tree. Behind a bush
AAAAAAAA HE WAS IN THE CAR
You are the best to watch horror with
I’m having a blast just playing it in my head
WTF SHERIFF YOU CANT JUST WALK UP AND PUT YOUR HAND ON SOMEBODY’S SHOULDER FROM BEHIND WITHOUT WARNING
OH HERE WE GO
BLONDE #2 IS DRINKING AND IS GONNA BANG HER BOYFRIEND
THEY ARE BOTH GONNA DIE
On the nosey
WTF HE IS IN THE LIVING ROOM WHILE THEY ARE ON THE COUCH
Oh don’t take the phone off the hook that’s a bad OOOOOH MY GOD
HE IS IN THE SAME ROOM I JUST SAW HIS SHADOW
Lol awesome
OMG DUDE YOU DO NOT NEED A BEER RIGHT NOW
TRUST ME ON THIS
Always need a beer
THE DOOR JUST SWUNG OPEN
WHY WON’T ANYBODY LATCH THE DOORS IN THIS TOWN
It’s a small town with no crime
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BOBBOBBOB
Dude he just stood there looking at that poor kid
Genius
That was the creepiest thing I have ever seen in a slasher movie
Yup
He just kept looking at him
Yup. Like art
That was so simple and so perfect
The best shot in any horror movie ever
These next 23 minutes are going to be rough
Next 23 is all Curtis
maybe I should go get a beer
NO WAIT I WANT TO LIVE
OH HELL THAT IS NOT A GHOST
Do you like what you see
I think that’s her line
This is the most ridiculous scene and it is awesome
He actually put Bob’s glasses on
Yup
Dude, I am not going to survive watching Jamie Lee Curtis walk around this dark house for another 5 minutes
And there’s Donald Pleasance staking out the wrong house!
GET TO THE MURDER SCENE YOU DAFFY BASTARD
Okay this music needs to stop
Freaks the hell out of me
Dum dumdum dum dumdum
Classic John Carpenter “Let’s make a soundtrack with only five notes”
But this time it really works
JAMIE WHY ARE YOU GOING TO THE MURDER HOUSSSSSSSSE
NOBODY YOU ARE CALLING FOR WILL ANSWER YOU
STOP DRAWING ATTENTION TO YOURSELF JAMIE
She doesn’t know that
OMG THE BED IS A GRAVEYARD
Yeah. Just awesome
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Yessir
DUDE NEXT DOOR IS NOT FAR AWAY ENOUGH KEEP GOING
TOMMY
TOMMY
TOMMYYYYYYYY OPEN THE MF DOOR MAN
Yup
He really should
MOST OMINOUS STREET CROSSING EVER
OH MAN
DERRICK I CAN HEAR HIM BREATHING
AAAA THAT SEWING NEEDLE IS NOT ENOUGH
It’ll do
OMG DONALD PLEASANCE IS AS USELESS AS TEATS ON A BOAR
Hey now
Not totally
HE IS LITERALLY JUST STROLLING AROUND MURDERTOWN USA
He’s smart enough to know screaming kids is bad
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Lol
I know. It’s so good
WTF JAMIE GET THE KIDS OUT OF THERE
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WELL YOU SURE TOOK YOUR SWEET TIME DONALD
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WHERE IS THE BODY DERRICK
Walking to the hospital to continue terrorizing Curtis in Halloween 2
holy crap, dude that was intense
those final shots of the houses in the neighborhood were so chilling
I seriously jumped at least five times in this thing
Halloween has all of this in-the-moment tension
Even where there shouldn’t be any
like STANDING BY A FREAKING HEDGE
Yup. Genius
That was so much scarier than it should have been
I have seen a hundred slasher films
I know all the tropes
And somehow this one felt really fresh
And it was pretty much the first
Carpenter didn’t make a ton of films but they are all fantastic
This was magnificent
Also, a strong case for psychiatrists to pack heat
When Michael busted into the closet, my legs tensed so hard
I gave myself cramps in both feet
Yeah man. Punched right through it
i am in so much pain right now
Lol
The Moment of Truth is
if Donald Pleasance did his damned job I would not be in pain now
See you in hell Donald Pleasance
