Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events

Well, kids, look on the bright side: life only gets easier from here. Probably. Hopefully. Maybe. Good luck.

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Halloween scares are just like Christmas presents: better to give than to receive.

Kevin McAllister vs. two of the most indestructible burglars who ever took a paint can to the face. WHO YA GOT

Probably the only movie ever blacklisted by the Westminster Kennel Club.

The more we see of a legendary gunfighter’s flaws, shortcomings and bad decisions,the more fascinating he becomes.

If Beetlejuice teaches us anything, it’s that it ain’t cool to cut in line, especially when that line is about 300 years long.